Harrowing Toilet Encounters Part 2

continuation of Harrowing Toilet Encounters earlier in the day....

Not the Best Way to Greet Your Mom When She Gets Home From An Equally Harrowing Day At The Office:
stupid boy: "Hey mom..."
mom: " Gruss Gut"
sb: "I have something to tell you...wait until you settle down lah...."
m: "Tell me now, is it good news or bad news?"
sb: "Uh, I broke your new shampoo bottle's cap"
m: "See..."
sb: *brandishing the broken cap "Uh, the damage..."
m: *silent.....

My mom then attempts to repair the cap with such vigour and intensity I can see her fingers red with her efforts....she suddenly seems like someone that I should have not pissed...(not that I do that always....but hey) and it really scared me....and she forced the cap wrongly too...

cutting the whole long shitty, sizzling, boiling shit story...I was in shit deeper than I could ever imagine...it was like drowning in mucus...only that it was kinda...hottish...warmish...
fine ..lukewarm shit..happy?

Great ending to a pissing great day...(I lack vocabulary...pardon my French if you are a religious person....)


oh yeah...my mom is not angry anymore!!!!hahaha....updated at 11.25 pm