WARNING!!

I am like: What the hell??!

What the??

I was browsing through the comments on my blog and I found this:

Tara said...
hey its tara, here is the website i was talking about where i made the extra summer cash.......... the website is here

http://www.paidsurveysetc.com/half-price-coupon/index.php?hop=higginb3

Just check out the site yourself to see what kinda bollocks they put there. Make money from home? Easy convenience? Nobody ever made easy money save from crime if they never worked hard. Shove it.

I don't even know how this advertising person got hold of this address.

???

By the power vested in me....

This week has been a series of rude and pleasant awakenings. (And no, this does not fall under personal life, Chings)

Discovered that JPA aka PSD will not grant scholarships unto those who have not reached the minimum 2A mark for "Pendidikan Moral". Bollocks. Do I appear to have more morality even after finishing 2 bleeding years of 'moral education'?? All right, so it's my fault for not memorising the 'nilai-nilai murni' (virtues of humankind) or the 'kata-kata kunci' (keywords in the phrases of the virtues of humankind). So sorry...

Aiks, I am starting to fall asleep during my lessons. What the??!! So I have to slap myself awake. It probably is the effect of staying up late to do some MUN proposal that would not even be approved in the following 2 weeks to follow.

Someone: Yeah. And chatting online until laaatttee into the night had nothing to do with your sleepiness. Riiiighttt.

It was MUN related of course. I think?

Well, I am starting to really like these nerdy PM students. Especially PM4. Whole bunch of bio-quoting asses, but really fun. I smell potential. (This is not to 'bodek' you guys, you are still flawed foolish mortals!) Really nice to work with.

And yeah, I could be the combination of Stalin and Hitler, just because Ken Vin is Chairman Mao. Minus the bigotry, principles of Aryanism and stupid mistakes.

Oh yeah, McFlurryTM does taste good on a hot day. Sugar loaded and full of OreoTMs. (protect their trademarks)

some dance

Pretty cool song Hui Ning.
But I was not dancing when I heard it, I was sitting my ass on a cushion with my elbows on my knees while leeching from my neighbour.

Hold the line!

The oncoming incesant barrage of Pure Maths upon my psyche has almost taken its toll. Almost. Nobody gives up that easily.

These club proposals are getting longer and longer. The longer they are, the more impressed Malaysians are, according to Chairman Mao/Ken Vin. So when I handed in the proposal to Miss Shirley, the first sentence she uttered was, "WAH! So long wan ah?" Either the fact was stated in a state of total awe and respect for us MUNers or it was supposed to be followed by "How the hell am I supposed to read it ha??? Think I very free isit????!!!!!" Of course, she was used to dealing with clowns and she professionally accepted the proposal. The latter response was outta the question. (it could have ran through her mind though..)

Perlis is in a state of almost chaos. Who's the new Chief Minister? All due respect, at least leave your sultans with some "kedaulatan" lah Pak Lah. Where's that ketuanan Melayu? Why did you undermind him? Or were you just plain lazy to read the state constitution??(too old?)

Hmm, well, on Monday I did something very last minute. And impromptu. I knelt down and confessed love to a girl. Yeah, you wish. Anyways, I did a presentation, from a layman's point of view (still quite technical) about the procedures and proceedings of a typical MUN conference.

Reasons for off-the-cuff performance:
1. Chairman Lek decided he wanted me to speak more often during meetings.
2. I felt I needed to speak more during meetings.

Aah....the people in the back rows keep nodding off. Admittedly, I would too if I was attending something boring. But unfortunately, MUN is NOT boring! Golddarn it. Probably do some Q and A after each segment of the presentation.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! Hold the line!

If I just lie here

I mean, I am sitting here.

Tag writing:

Part 1: On the outside (nice on the outside, plain rotten and worm-ridden on the inside)

Not a very wise idea to divulge personal information. The other day, my mom was telling me that when you own a weblog, you have to control the amount of information which spews forth from the pages. Say for example:

Mr. A has had quite an exciting childhood. In fact, quite a racy adolescent-hood. So racy, he went skinny dipping with his gal friend one ass-warming, sun-shining, tan-inducing afternoon. Naturally, they took pictures. And Mr. A, posted them on his weblog. 20 years later, word of his "adventures" leak out. After all, just Google someone and ta-da! So does he get to be Company CEO? No, he gets fired. Still looking good Mr. A??

Nevertheless:

Current status: Singular
Eye Colour: I like to think of it as honey-coloured. Just to beat the Europeans at their emerald and deep-sea eyes. In reality when the sun does not shine on it, it's black. Dream on babe.
Hair colour: I am Asian. And I have never dyed my hair. Neither do I descend from Marco Polo. Go figure.
Righty or Lefty: I use my right hand to write, if that's what this statement is asking.
Zodiac sign: Don't care.

Part 2: On the Inside

Your Heritage: I am 1/5 German, 1/5 French, 1/5 Russian, 1/5 Chinese and 1/5 fully Malaysian blue blood.
Your Fear: Finding worms in my favourite chocolate.
Your Weakness: Pleading girls begging for a favour...is just one of them.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts first waking up: What a great day!! I feel ready to take on the world!! (yeah right...)
Your bedtime: 11.30-12.00pm. Thanks to Ken Vin...
Your most missed memory: Going overseas.


Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke: Perfect substitutes, in plain Economics terminology. I don't care in plain English.
McD's or Burger King: They both make you fat. What the hell.
Single or Group Dates: When I have someone, I want her all to my selfish self.
Adidas or Nike: Nike sounds more global.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I rarely drink tea, let alone Malaysian tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Give me my aphrodisiac now!" screams Caesar before a round of steamy intercourse with his billion concubines.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks is expensive. So I rarely drink coffee.

Part 5: Do You . . .

Smoke: I smoke all kinds of cigarettes. There's Gudang Garam, Marlboro, N20, and CO. Fucking smokers and open burners.
Curse: Refer to previous answer.
Drink : I can walk in straight lines after a bout of guzzling. Not that I guzzle much anyway.

Part 6: In the Past Month

Drank alcohol: During my cousin bro's farewell "to Australia" party.
To the mall: To watch a movie with some of PM4's prestigious students.
Been on stage: This afternoon and last week's afternoon. MUN. Duh!!
Eaten sushi: No.
Dyed your hair: Like I said, I have a natural hair colouring.

Part 7: Have You Ever?

Played a stripping game: Only guys with 'hot bods' get the attention. But I do strip for myself everytime I shower if that's what this question is about.
Changed who you were to fit in: I am unique.

Part 8: Age

You're hoping to be married: Dunno.

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl

Best eye colour: With contact lenses nowadays, I don't know what to expect.
Hair colour: There's dyes around all over. Hell, I could have a redhead Asian girlfriend for all I know.
Short or long hair: Don't matter. It grows right?

Part 10: What Were You Doing?

1 minute ago: Taking out the trash.
1 hour ago: Eating my dinner.
1 month ago: Worrying about the club.
1 year ago: Being an asshole.

Part 11: Finish The Sentences

I love: eating chocolates.
I feel: in the mood for more classical music.
I miss: my sister.
I need: God of War: Chains of Olympus for PSP.

Looks like I have finished the tag. Monumental achievement!

Mend thy wayward ways, foolish mortal!

Yeah! On the 29th of February 2008(2007??), I have chaired the very first meeting in my life. Turns out to be a MUN Annual General Meeting 2007. No, 2008. (I am starting to feel like Bush or Badawi, making stupid bloopers) I was shaking my ass off with nervousness two hours before the meeting in the library and racking my brains how to impress the impressionable crowd.

Someone 1: You mean you was scaling the steps to the Silent Zones in the TUCSJ library to finish some Math homework.

What was I saying? Aha, met this couple of African girls by the steps outside the lecture theater. They were sitting down there. "Probably joining the meeting??", I thought to meself. Then they started talking about some underwear and other (s)explicit stuff which I did not care to hear, but they heard me snicker anyway.

Someone 2: Mend thy wayward, perverted ways, you epitome of a joke.

So anyway,like I was saying...(at this point, he ain't typing anything special)

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So I was being snickered at for getting my year wrong. Oh bugger, it wasn't as if I was nervous,was I??

Wei Zhen did a great 1st timer's job of introducing the the major committees (finally got the spelling right) of the UN and it was quite interactive. IMHO.

President Lek (Chairman Mao) was not present as he was taking part in a Science competition (giving a talk on communism and loving the people) so he left MacBook Pro under my harshly tender ministrations (hammering away at the keyboard).

Left after the meeting to Sunway to catch a movie (and grab some unplanned bites) with the rest of the PM4 students. It was all nerd talk from then on. (just joking guys...)

Realisation: try not to go shopping with girls you do not really know.
Reason: you will not be able to see any reason

Out of no where: there comes that ominous squeal of seeing something interesting in some shop called Diva London and the relaxed runnings to the shop (yes, girls are capable of keeping their composure while running...). Luckily Esther was not participating in the Free for All, or was she?

Movie was very family-ish and it jerked a lot of tears from Wei Zhen's eyes (or so she claimed...heh) and it showed the rest of the world what a mean asshole I am as I laughed at the part where the dog died...movie's called Martian Child by the way.

Owe KV 11 bucks. Sue Wei's bf came over to Pizza Hut because he had nothing else better to do. A perfectly fine reason.

Finished Call of Duty 4. Heartbreaking end. Even I was rooting for Gaz the occasional asshole. Jackson didn't have to die so fast now, did he?

Tonight's postings consist of rather random fragments of my experience yesterday. Attempt to derive whatever you are trying to derive out of reading this blog.

Will do the Tag at a later date...say, tomorrow when I am more sober?