Mend thy wayward ways, foolish mortal!
Yeah! On the 29th of February 2008(2007??), I have chaired the very first meeting in my life. Turns out to be a MUN Annual General Meeting 2007. No, 2008. (I am starting to feel like Bush or Badawi, making stupid bloopers) I was shaking my ass off with nervousness two hours before the meeting in the library and racking my brains how to impress the impressionable crowd.
Someone 1: You mean you was scaling the steps to the Silent Zones in the TUCSJ library to finish some Math homework.
What was I saying? Aha, met this couple of African girls by the steps outside the lecture theater. They were sitting down there. "Probably joining the meeting??", I thought to meself. Then they started talking about some underwear and other (s)explicit stuff which I did not care to hear, but they heard me snicker anyway.
Someone 2: Mend thy wayward, perverted ways, you epitome of a joke.
So anyway,like I was saying...(at this point, he ain't typing anything special)
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So I was being snickered at for getting my year wrong. Oh bugger, it wasn't as if I was nervous,was I??
Wei Zhen did a great 1st timer's job of introducing the the major committees (finally got the spelling right) of the UN and it was quite interactive. IMHO.
President Lek (Chairman Mao) was not present as he was taking part in a Science competition (giving a talk on communism and loving the people) so he left MacBook Pro under my harshly tender ministrations (hammering away at the keyboard).
Left after the meeting to Sunway to catch a movie (and grab some unplanned bites) with the rest of the PM4 students. It was all nerd talk from then on. (just joking guys...)
Realisation: try not to go shopping with girls you do not really know.
Reason: you will not be able to see any reason
Out of no where: there comes that ominous squeal of seeing something interesting in some shop called Diva London and the relaxed runnings to the shop (yes, girls are capable of keeping their composure while running...). Luckily Esther was not participating in the Free for All, or was she?
Movie was very family-ish and it jerked a lot of tears from Wei Zhen's eyes (or so she claimed...heh) and it showed the rest of the world what a mean asshole I am as I laughed at the part where the dog died...movie's called Martian Child by the way.
Owe KV 11 bucks. Sue Wei's bf came over to Pizza Hut because he had nothing else better to do. A perfectly fine reason.
Finished Call of Duty 4. Heartbreaking end. Even I was rooting for Gaz the occasional asshole. Jackson didn't have to die so fast now, did he?
Tonight's postings consist of rather random fragments of my experience yesterday. Attempt to derive whatever you are trying to derive out of reading this blog.
Will do the Tag at a later date...say, tomorrow when I am more sober?
2 comments:
If Ken Vin's Chairman Mao, then you must be Hitler & Stalin combined.
HOW COULD YOU LAUGH WHEN THE DOG DIED!?!?
& I resent that bit about ominous squeals. I'll have you know I debated with myself for 5 months before finally buying that necklace.
haha..it was really funny observing how you tried to keep the 'formal' mood of the meeting...=P
lol..there was just nothing nice and cheap in diva london tht day.
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