WARNING!!

I am like: What the hell??!

What the??

I was browsing through the comments on my blog and I found this:

Tara said...
hey its tara, here is the website i was talking about where i made the extra summer cash.......... the website is here

http://www.paidsurveysetc.com/half-price-coupon/index.php?hop=higginb3

Just check out the site yourself to see what kinda bollocks they put there. Make money from home? Easy convenience? Nobody ever made easy money save from crime if they never worked hard. Shove it.

I don't even know how this advertising person got hold of this address.

???

By the power vested in me....

This week has been a series of rude and pleasant awakenings. (And no, this does not fall under personal life, Chings)

Discovered that JPA aka PSD will not grant scholarships unto those who have not reached the minimum 2A mark for "Pendidikan Moral". Bollocks. Do I appear to have more morality even after finishing 2 bleeding years of 'moral education'?? All right, so it's my fault for not memorising the 'nilai-nilai murni' (virtues of humankind) or the 'kata-kata kunci' (keywords in the phrases of the virtues of humankind). So sorry...

Aiks, I am starting to fall asleep during my lessons. What the??!! So I have to slap myself awake. It probably is the effect of staying up late to do some MUN proposal that would not even be approved in the following 2 weeks to follow.

Someone: Yeah. And chatting online until laaatttee into the night had nothing to do with your sleepiness. Riiiighttt.

It was MUN related of course. I think?

Well, I am starting to really like these nerdy PM students. Especially PM4. Whole bunch of bio-quoting asses, but really fun. I smell potential. (This is not to 'bodek' you guys, you are still flawed foolish mortals!) Really nice to work with.

And yeah, I could be the combination of Stalin and Hitler, just because Ken Vin is Chairman Mao. Minus the bigotry, principles of Aryanism and stupid mistakes.

Oh yeah, McFlurryTM does taste good on a hot day. Sugar loaded and full of OreoTMs. (protect their trademarks)

some dance

Pretty cool song Hui Ning.
But I was not dancing when I heard it, I was sitting my ass on a cushion with my elbows on my knees while leeching from my neighbour.

Hold the line!

The oncoming incesant barrage of Pure Maths upon my psyche has almost taken its toll. Almost. Nobody gives up that easily.

These club proposals are getting longer and longer. The longer they are, the more impressed Malaysians are, according to Chairman Mao/Ken Vin. So when I handed in the proposal to Miss Shirley, the first sentence she uttered was, "WAH! So long wan ah?" Either the fact was stated in a state of total awe and respect for us MUNers or it was supposed to be followed by "How the hell am I supposed to read it ha??? Think I very free isit????!!!!!" Of course, she was used to dealing with clowns and she professionally accepted the proposal. The latter response was outta the question. (it could have ran through her mind though..)

Perlis is in a state of almost chaos. Who's the new Chief Minister? All due respect, at least leave your sultans with some "kedaulatan" lah Pak Lah. Where's that ketuanan Melayu? Why did you undermind him? Or were you just plain lazy to read the state constitution??(too old?)

Hmm, well, on Monday I did something very last minute. And impromptu. I knelt down and confessed love to a girl. Yeah, you wish. Anyways, I did a presentation, from a layman's point of view (still quite technical) about the procedures and proceedings of a typical MUN conference.

Reasons for off-the-cuff performance:
1. Chairman Lek decided he wanted me to speak more often during meetings.
2. I felt I needed to speak more during meetings.

Aah....the people in the back rows keep nodding off. Admittedly, I would too if I was attending something boring. But unfortunately, MUN is NOT boring! Golddarn it. Probably do some Q and A after each segment of the presentation.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! Hold the line!

If I just lie here

I mean, I am sitting here.

Tag writing:

Part 1: On the outside (nice on the outside, plain rotten and worm-ridden on the inside)

Not a very wise idea to divulge personal information. The other day, my mom was telling me that when you own a weblog, you have to control the amount of information which spews forth from the pages. Say for example:

Mr. A has had quite an exciting childhood. In fact, quite a racy adolescent-hood. So racy, he went skinny dipping with his gal friend one ass-warming, sun-shining, tan-inducing afternoon. Naturally, they took pictures. And Mr. A, posted them on his weblog. 20 years later, word of his "adventures" leak out. After all, just Google someone and ta-da! So does he get to be Company CEO? No, he gets fired. Still looking good Mr. A??

Nevertheless:

Current status: Singular
Eye Colour: I like to think of it as honey-coloured. Just to beat the Europeans at their emerald and deep-sea eyes. In reality when the sun does not shine on it, it's black. Dream on babe.
Hair colour: I am Asian. And I have never dyed my hair. Neither do I descend from Marco Polo. Go figure.
Righty or Lefty: I use my right hand to write, if that's what this statement is asking.
Zodiac sign: Don't care.

Part 2: On the Inside

Your Heritage: I am 1/5 German, 1/5 French, 1/5 Russian, 1/5 Chinese and 1/5 fully Malaysian blue blood.
Your Fear: Finding worms in my favourite chocolate.
Your Weakness: Pleading girls begging for a favour...is just one of them.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts first waking up: What a great day!! I feel ready to take on the world!! (yeah right...)
Your bedtime: 11.30-12.00pm. Thanks to Ken Vin...
Your most missed memory: Going overseas.


Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke: Perfect substitutes, in plain Economics terminology. I don't care in plain English.
McD's or Burger King: They both make you fat. What the hell.
Single or Group Dates: When I have someone, I want her all to my selfish self.
Adidas or Nike: Nike sounds more global.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I rarely drink tea, let alone Malaysian tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Give me my aphrodisiac now!" screams Caesar before a round of steamy intercourse with his billion concubines.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks is expensive. So I rarely drink coffee.

Part 5: Do You . . .

Smoke: I smoke all kinds of cigarettes. There's Gudang Garam, Marlboro, N20, and CO. Fucking smokers and open burners.
Curse: Refer to previous answer.
Drink : I can walk in straight lines after a bout of guzzling. Not that I guzzle much anyway.

Part 6: In the Past Month

Drank alcohol: During my cousin bro's farewell "to Australia" party.
To the mall: To watch a movie with some of PM4's prestigious students.
Been on stage: This afternoon and last week's afternoon. MUN. Duh!!
Eaten sushi: No.
Dyed your hair: Like I said, I have a natural hair colouring.

Part 7: Have You Ever?

Played a stripping game: Only guys with 'hot bods' get the attention. But I do strip for myself everytime I shower if that's what this question is about.
Changed who you were to fit in: I am unique.

Part 8: Age

You're hoping to be married: Dunno.

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl

Best eye colour: With contact lenses nowadays, I don't know what to expect.
Hair colour: There's dyes around all over. Hell, I could have a redhead Asian girlfriend for all I know.
Short or long hair: Don't matter. It grows right?

Part 10: What Were You Doing?

1 minute ago: Taking out the trash.
1 hour ago: Eating my dinner.
1 month ago: Worrying about the club.
1 year ago: Being an asshole.

Part 11: Finish The Sentences

I love: eating chocolates.
I feel: in the mood for more classical music.
I miss: my sister.
I need: God of War: Chains of Olympus for PSP.

Looks like I have finished the tag. Monumental achievement!

Mend thy wayward ways, foolish mortal!

Yeah! On the 29th of February 2008(2007??), I have chaired the very first meeting in my life. Turns out to be a MUN Annual General Meeting 2007. No, 2008. (I am starting to feel like Bush or Badawi, making stupid bloopers) I was shaking my ass off with nervousness two hours before the meeting in the library and racking my brains how to impress the impressionable crowd.

Someone 1: You mean you was scaling the steps to the Silent Zones in the TUCSJ library to finish some Math homework.

What was I saying? Aha, met this couple of African girls by the steps outside the lecture theater. They were sitting down there. "Probably joining the meeting??", I thought to meself. Then they started talking about some underwear and other (s)explicit stuff which I did not care to hear, but they heard me snicker anyway.

Someone 2: Mend thy wayward, perverted ways, you epitome of a joke.

So anyway,like I was saying...(at this point, he ain't typing anything special)

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So I was being snickered at for getting my year wrong. Oh bugger, it wasn't as if I was nervous,was I??

Wei Zhen did a great 1st timer's job of introducing the the major committees (finally got the spelling right) of the UN and it was quite interactive. IMHO.

President Lek (Chairman Mao) was not present as he was taking part in a Science competition (giving a talk on communism and loving the people) so he left MacBook Pro under my harshly tender ministrations (hammering away at the keyboard).

Left after the meeting to Sunway to catch a movie (and grab some unplanned bites) with the rest of the PM4 students. It was all nerd talk from then on. (just joking guys...)

Realisation: try not to go shopping with girls you do not really know.
Reason: you will not be able to see any reason

Out of no where: there comes that ominous squeal of seeing something interesting in some shop called Diva London and the relaxed runnings to the shop (yes, girls are capable of keeping their composure while running...). Luckily Esther was not participating in the Free for All, or was she?

Movie was very family-ish and it jerked a lot of tears from Wei Zhen's eyes (or so she claimed...heh) and it showed the rest of the world what a mean asshole I am as I laughed at the part where the dog died...movie's called Martian Child by the way.

Owe KV 11 bucks. Sue Wei's bf came over to Pizza Hut because he had nothing else better to do. A perfectly fine reason.

Finished Call of Duty 4. Heartbreaking end. Even I was rooting for Gaz the occasional asshole. Jackson didn't have to die so fast now, did he?

Tonight's postings consist of rather random fragments of my experience yesterday. Attempt to derive whatever you are trying to derive out of reading this blog.

Will do the Tag at a later date...say, tomorrow when I am more sober?

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't

"I have finally took public transport! I mean, the LRT or PUTRA or KTM. They are all different entities and only until recently have I found it out. Oh, how shallow is mine knowledge in these matters. It is enough to embarrass a stupid cow. But yeah, I have conquered my mountain, just like Muhammad, I have approached it. As the saying goes, "If mountain cannot come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to mountain." Simple. Yeah. Public transport is a piece of cake. ", says John.

Who the hell is he kidding? He who spend nearly 2 hours running around like a headless (and perspiring) chicken looking for ticket counters and right platforms so that he don't end up in Sri Petaling when taking the Ampang line. Oh, for the love of God.

Thank God Leelian was there to guide him to the Kelana Jaya station counter. Then again, that was her stop. No problem, guiding a public transport "virgin" for his tutorial hem?

So, how was the rest of my week before the euphoric episode of sitting on the train/LRT/PUTERI/KTM?

A little joke from Lloyd Lim, a dude from my class.

He has this teacher in his school in JB who taught him a subject I cannot remember, but what I do know is that she was very strict with her students. She's Indian and she's fat. (No rascism is intended in this joke) So, there are certain times when she goes patrolling throughout the school corridors (I'm not too sure about this part, but I do know she walks around) and she will cast her eagle eye around her to pick out any students worth dishing out punishment to. So, Lloyd's pals nicknamed her "Black Hawk Down". Haha.
I metaphorically cracked at this point like a Ming vase being dropped from the second floor of a penthouse belonging to a rare antique collector.

Pure Mathematics is turning out to be quite a big problem. As my lecturer Miss Chia said, students do experience burnout. So, I should actually use my Friday to relax and weekend to finish up my work.

Aiyaiyai, the MUN club meeting for the over 100 students will be held next week, 29 February 2008 from 3 to 4 pm. And I have not prepared the important materials to be presented on that day. Better use my time wisely.

Ken Vin's birthday celebration will be held on the 24th February when in actual fact it's 26 February (I got it right, right KV?). And he's inviting all the chicks there. I cannot miss this opportunity.

11 more days to the release of God of War: Chains of Olympus in the US. Not that I can buy it anyway.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!

Okok, I have been looking for a PSP game that can really put my console to the test instead of not using it and leaving a voraciously docile monster of a PSP in its cage. So I have decided to want to get God Of War: Chains of Olympus for myself. Whether I can afford the tag is another matter. Check out this vid.



I really wish to get a button mashing game because I feel the buttons are getting sticky from lack of use.

Cute movie!!! But quite stupid plot...

Went to the movies today! Wohoo. With sis and Wei and Keshinn and Deepaa and Josh. Watched CJ7 (do not ask what the title means, it has a stupidly long explanation...) which was pretty cute. The alien I mean, not the child who was sexually confused about who (s)he was. Want a cute movie to laugh about and make the children smile? Watch this movie. Without cynical and sarcastic people of course, they'll spoil the atmosphere. Just slap duct tape on their pieholes and enjoy the movie. Oh, I tear-ed once...on quite a stupid part. How sensitive!

What I have written, I have written.

I like these few Latin sayings I am lifting out from a website.

"Quod scripsi, scripsi." (What I have written, I have written--Pilate. And he probably did speak in Latin.)

"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered. (Caesar))

"Exegi monumentum aere perennius." (I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze. (Horace))

"Carpe Diem!" (Seize the day (Horace))

(at this juncture, I am starting to wish I can read and speak Latin...)

"Veritas Lux Mea" (The truth enlightens me / The truth is my light (Motto of Seoul National University in South Korea)) --originally intended to be the motto of the Taylor's MUN club but KV disagreed and said that people cannot read Latin. I couldn't agree more.

Homines libenter quod volunt credunt. Men freely believe what they want to. (used by Julius Caesar)

"non omnia possumus omnes" (We all cannot do everything. (As Virgil explains in the Aeneid, no one has expertise in all fields.) )

"nemo me impune laccessit" (no one harms me unpunished (the motto of Scotland for roughly a thousand years or so))

"Meum pactum dictum" (My word is my bond)

"Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam." (to the greater glory of God - motto of the Society of Jesus)

"De omnibus dubitandum" (Everything should be questioned - Karl Marx) --including the theories you expound....

feels like tonight

Suddenly, all the boxes in the cold storage of my microprocessor start jostling and juggling around. Something is waiting to burst open. Wonder what it is..

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Aha. Well, As the public should know, Taylor's University College Subang Jaya (or TUCSJ for you seniors) finally has a MUN club! Hah. With a very radical person in charge. Godbrother and Good Friend Lek Ken Vin. Oh MY God. And I am VP. Guess what was the first thing he told me when he first suggested the proposal of the club to the ECA centre and I 'hah'ed at him.

"John..........................................................be a leader for once...."

What the frigging shit. Thanks a lot.

Nevertheless, Taylor's has over a hundred members now, thanks to all the members of the EXCO.

We are going to have "helluva" lot of fun! Wohoooo!!!!
No stopping us now, including the bureaucracy at the ECA Centre. *Evil lol.


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Oh ya, my sis is coming back tomorrow from some ridiculous people's idea of a camp. Hah. No need to cook by myself 'adi'!!

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I have some downloaded movies for her to watch! Hah, she's going to be soooo pleased. There's Miami Vice (my personal favourite, lotsa action!) and a session of Russell Peters (big time dirty and racist joker). Bwahahaha.

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I've been tagged!!! Arrgh!

There are some rules that I have to follow if I were to do this tag but frankly shouting, I do not give a bloody damn about rules. The running of the MUN club of Taylor's taught me that. Proceed throwing all caution to the wind.

Questions:

1. What is your dream when you were a small kid?
To be a garbage collector. Ok, that was just a joke. I had plenty of dreams. Being a pilot. An officer in the army. A priest. But I chose to take the road less traveled. And it has made all the difference in the world. (haha, would you believe he's following what Robert Frost said? Crap.)

2. What is the happiest thing in your whole life?
What kind of a question is that? I am only 17! How would I know what made me the happiest in my whole life? I have not even lived yet.

3. What do you wish to have right now?
A job which pays 100, 000 Euros a month, tax free.

4. When is the last time you horse laughed?
I am a human. I mean, I know that we descend from apes (according to the theories expounded by Charles "Unbeliever" Darwin)so how can I laugh like a horse? I laugh as heartily as my human capabilities allow me to which does not make me sound like a horse.

5. What did you realize recently?
That I tend to ramble when I am sick. Which is what I am doing now.

6. Which bad habit in you that is the most unacceptable?
Farting in public? I mean in public toilets..heh. No, my worst habit is swearing ever so liberally and adding expletives to every noun I can get this microprocessor(we call a brain) on.

7. When you are unhappy, what will you do?
Throw a tantrum and throw everything breakable and unbreakable everywhere. No, that was what I did when I was a kid. Now, I just swear.

8. What are you afraid of losing?
My soul to the devil.

9. Within 5 years, which target is the most realistic one?
Going to Germany to major in Mechanical Engineering.

10. List out 3 kind(s) of people you hate the most.
(1)Lackeys
(2)Cheating husbands/wives
(3)Fake people

11. Define loneliness?
An absence of someone which makes the heart fonder?

13. Are you satisfied with your life now?
Quite. (nothing witty to say..)

14. When is the most recent time you felt touched?
When I called someone and she said that she was "so totally flattered" that I called her and she did not see it coming.

15. Where is the most beautiful place that you've visited?
Malaysia. Hah. I have been overseas twice. One was to Chandigarh and the other was to Houston. I must say I prefer US to foul smelling India.

16. If you have a wish to come true, what is it?
To be able to buy a Porsche 911 Turbo and still afford the road tax and drive it on the Autobahn.

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Got bored of the questions....

Doped like a fish

I'm up to my gills in coke partied down with drugs.

Just kidding. I nearly finished a 1.5 l bottle of Coke which was watered down with salt. Taking my antibiotics too.

Yours untruly (and insincerely) was sick for almost 1 week. Possibly got a virus from Grace or Kelvin. After all, in college, people are always in close proximity with each other (not the "close proximity" as in khalwat u ass) and it is of a high possibility that people get infected from each other's germs.

I am starting to ramble already...

Vavavoom

I have to wake up at 6 every morning to go to college.

Correction.

I wake up at 6 every morning to go to college.

Makes a lot of difference, doesn't it?

I watched Miami Vice a week ago after it finished downloading from bittorrent. What a great 2 hour movie. Full of adrenaline-pumping action, from Ferrari s that are nitrous injected to shooting scenes (and Gong Li...).

Played the piano a lot but still cannot master a song. Could be my method of practicing.

Oh yeah, back to college. Every morning, I have to put my spam/nonsense filter online. Jason and Tzu Ken will be cat fighting and....I will pretend to sleep like the rest of us.

Classes are real hectic. Honestly, I thought I signed up for 4 main subjects and 2 additional subjects. But it seems to take the whole bloody day (1 hour per sub + lunch time). Feels like bloody school, only a better. A whole lot better, but it still sucks. Still, I am studying what I signed up for and that's what I like about CAL.

Made a lot of new friends. Really decent people. Oh yeah, I acquired the skill of dissecting a person (judging people, in plain English minus euphemisms). I know it's very bad but I cannot help analysing people's habits and idiosyncrasies. Some people strike me as polite n goody-goody during the first week and go all Jack-and-Jill-went-up-the-hill-to-fetch-a-pail-of-water during the subsequent week minus the breaking of crowns and tumbling-afters.

Ken Vin suggested setting up a MUN club/society for Taylor's. And you know what he told me when I told him I wasn't sure??

"Be a leader for once lah you!"

What a blow to my ego!!!(already I have such a small one, he had to add more salt..)

And worst of all, one of the guys in charge of the club management (ECA guy, we call him) was annoying the shit out of Ken Vin. Haha. He was kinda relaxed in that sense and here is where I learn that being diplomatic and standing-up-for-the-underdog crap of mine does not stand. I tend to defend the defense-less. Why am Ii so nice?

Oh yeah, borrowed The Secret History by Donna Tartt from the Taylor's library. Great book. But I think I'm going to take 3 weeks to finish it because of the amount of work I have to do. (the cover of the book is falling apart...wt??)

Crazy Bout Me

First week of college was super!

Shove all that aside for now first. I have more important wants to attend to

When I get my own space aka own house aka own apartment or unit or condo or whatever...I will:

1. See to it that I get a great sound system (that doesn't anger the neighbours...)
2. Listen to classical music or lounge music while eating dinner (either on my own or with female company..)
3. Get a helluva great settee (no...not for that u arse)
4. Cook my own lunches and dinners using the freshest ingredients possible
5. Have some homies come over!

Sudden Inspiration came while sitting on settee.

The Great Big Obstacle

That GREAT BIG OBSTACLE in my daily life is.....the Christmas Tree. Ok, was kidding about it being an annoying obstacle, but rather it is a pleasant one. I mean, I have got to skirt around it once in a while but hey, I'm cool.

I'm even cooler now. I removed it. Hah!

Accomplishments of 5th January 2008.

1. Successfully cleaned a chicken (meaning lungs, heart, windpipe, etc have been removed).

2. Wiped the filthy, grimy, sticky, and oily stove clean. Bwahaha! Kukukuku.

Not many accomplishments, but who are you to judge? How many things did YOU accomplish today? I'd like to know..bet you're just sitting there using up valuable oxygen and space...hah. The last one was a joke...kukuku.

The Power of Love!!

More about the title will be explained later.

Firstly, went this morning to school, much to the mirth and snide grins of "Still schooling?" of the numerous teachers encountered.

Objective: Sell off old school books.

Assistance Courtesy of: Ming Yi.

Duration of mission: more than one hour...

Due to the unpunctuality of Datuk Ng Wei Li and YB Deepaaloshini Kumar.

Then more delays were omnipresent:
They consisted of, generally, Ming and Wei saying hi and explaining to confused, just-waking-up-from-my-really-late-night-or-sleepness-night juniors. In other words, it was to be expected of squirrels who do not naturally have bright eyes and bushy tails. Ming was kinda proclaiming "Slap me awake!" to me when she arrived at circa 7.50 due to the sleepless night. A self inflicted incident.

Then on to Form 5Sc1. The 2008 batch I mean. Unruly lot, this one. Still they were quite nice in welcoming their already-graduated-seniors. So, made a total of RM64.00.
What a pleasant if not quick and sweatless business transaction.

Was fetched by Dharma who was with Ken Vin riding shotgun. Then went back to school to fetch Kelvin. During this trip, I discovered Dharma had a short temper...which was to be expected..heh. A school bouncer aka security guard redirected him to park in a different spot. I leave it to your imagination to figure out what he said which made me laugh my A off.

Went to Pavilion and had some fry cakes aka dough-nuts at J Co. It was sooo sweet and sugar and chocolaty and everything nice, I got so sick of nice girls (sugar and spice and spunk and whatever and everything nice) for a while. Nono. I mean fry cakes. Kelvin claimed he had soo much to eat. Will elaborate why I choose to say (type) this now.

Li Wei was going down the escalator (in...something close to style) and which was how we saw him.

Blablabla, blibliblublu. Chat, talk crap..(I meant football...it was a typo) and went for a last minute rush to GSC. Ken Vin asked for 5 11.00am National Treasure tickets. It was currently 11.05. Ads, his excuse. Kelvin's popcorn ordering delayed out transit to the cinema hall severely.

Nicholas cage has a receding hairline. He hid it poorly with that tepee. He looked horrible. What's an old man like him going out with a chick like her? (whoever she is..)

Finished up at the cinema and went to TGI Fridays. Had the Friday's special burger with bacon (sorry to you Muslims out there) and beef (sorry to you Hindus out there) and finished it. Kelvin ordered some whipped cream sundae or something and said that he was too full and feeling fat after the doughnuts. When the sundae came (which KV hid behind what Kelvin called his ass), it's whipped cream was almost spilling out of the glass. There goes your diet, Choo.

Had some laughs.

Went to Times and bought a book by Vince Flynn, an upcoming neo-Tom Clancy.

Went home.

The End.

echoes of my mind

What a lamo title. Sounds like some cheap and low quality pulp fiction which is sitting at the back of a library's storeroom, lying in the dust, forgotten even by the one who wrote it.

Ok, drama class is over. For more information on how to act and express yourselves online, call 012-XXX-XXXX.

All right. The title has something to do with.....me at home. Alone. No sister here.

Stuffing myself to the brim with movies, Internet, and music.

While others study hard, I relax hard.

4 hours and 30 minutes time to 2008.

To all reading, have a nice celebration with your family and friends, whether it's in Dataran Merdeka or in front of your tv (lazy bum). Soak up the atmosphere and sweat and odour together. Hello 2008!!

A tag a day keeps all weird questions away...

Lek Ken tagged me about this thing. Feel free to hit Alt F4 to see the deeper secrets of John again like the previous posts.

List 5 presents you wish for:
1. Uh, lots of pirated DVD games and movies. Officers, you cannot stop me!
2. A PSP game
3. This is not exactly a present, but I sure hope that God will allow the man who cuts my hair (a barber...sorry, a saloonist) to enter into heaven after that 3 weeks of lung infection which took his life. And to think of it, I hardly know him, but if someone were to do something as intimate as cutting your hair, would you not wish as I did?
4. This, like the former 'present' is not really a present. I hope that the father of a friend of my mom will recover from HIS lung infection. Terrible business, this lung infection.
5. I wish for all the people whom I meet, those who wish me well and those who don't, to have a good life, whether it is or it isn't at my expense.

If I were to put the last 2 first, I would be crazy, as the saying goes, "One must take care of oneself before one can afford to help others."
Still, I believe that everything is equal in God's sight, numbers included. So He will treat every 'wish' as important. I think.

My 5 impressions of the person who tagged me:

1. Was previously fat, very. But he took the effort to slim down. When one notices this, one will think that either that person became a self conscious narcissistic freak, or that person takes the criticisms of other people seriously and constantly strives to improve himself. I think Ken Vin is of the latter. And do not dispute my opinions. i take criticism harshly and will deal back in kind. (Just a joke for the layman who is a novice to insulting people.)
2. Brilliant in terms of studies and very streetwise. ( I am not sure that one outing ...not a date dumbass...can justify that but he was the one who took me on a tour, unadulterated, throughout Pavilion, albeit seasoning it with coughings and complains of energy loss..)
3. A real dumbass in terms of housekeeping. But like I said, don't take my word for it, see it for yourself. Haha. Now Ken Vin will have lotsa company.
4. Socialite. (speaks for the circle of friends and acquaintances he keeps)
5. Egomaniac? But I'm sure he has changed after the camp. Haven't met him in person ever since "Pavilion" but I'm sure he changed...right?

The Most Memorable thing he/she has done for you:

You mean the most memorable thing I have done for him. Well, there was once, the first time I actually talked to him in person. Certainly not the last, as you can see from his posts. Well, he kinda bullied my sis in Std 6 I think, so I decided he needed a whooping and so I confronted this 5 feet 9 giant (he was like my height that time ok...and I was...short.) in the school courtyard. And I challenged him to a duel to the death. No, stupid. (Nazeera calls this condescending talk...I call it putting one in one's proper place.) I didn't whoop him, and, no, he did not cry, you ass. I just told him to fuck off my sister's case and stop fucking bullying her. No, stupid. I just told him to stop bugging her without the expletives. Check out expletives in dictionary.com if you happen to be in the dark about that word.

If he/she is your lover, you will:
Scream and ask God to strike me dead, for I am certainly not gay. Who here thinks Sharon Stone is hot at her age?

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:

because I stole his girlfriend? Haha. His taste is definitely not mine. He goes for Chinese, I go for the rest of the races.

Pass the quiz to 5 people you wish to know how they feel about you:

I am definitely going to pass this quiz to nobody. Call me spoilsport, call me 'not-fun-wan-lah-u' but you can shove it up your ass for all I care. I, for one, do not want to know who wants to shag me or bang me up the ass. I also do not care whether I am friend or foe to anyone, because, if I were to die today, I will stand before the throne of God and look at him straight in the face (if that's possible) and tell Him that I have done my best in my life and screwed anyone else who got in my way, as that is indeed the core way of the survival of the species.

I am a real drama queen. I mean, king but the phrase only comes with one gender, if you know what I mean.