Saturday, 5 January 2008

The Great Big Obstacle

That GREAT BIG OBSTACLE in my daily life is.....the Christmas Tree. Ok, was kidding about it being an annoying obstacle, but rather it is a pleasant one. I mean, I have got to skirt around it once in a while but hey, I'm cool.

I'm even cooler now. I removed it. Hah!

Accomplishments of 5th January 2008.

1. Successfully cleaned a chicken (meaning lungs, heart, windpipe, etc have been removed).

2. Wiped the filthy, grimy, sticky, and oily stove clean. Bwahaha! Kukukuku.

Not many accomplishments, but who are you to judge? How many things did YOU accomplish today? I'd like to know..bet you're just sitting there using up valuable oxygen and space...hah. The last one was a joke...kukuku.

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