Post MUN euphoria

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! The very first MUN conference I helped to organise (yaya, Ken Vin will now say I have to take charge sometimes) was a stunning success. At least to me it was. (So shut up all you pessimists and wet blankies and leave me to bask in my self made glory)

Bloody brilliance is sometimes spoilt (and overshadowed) by retarded delegates though.

Take for instance, the adamant refusal of the Delegate of the Russian Federation to obey the orders of the Chair was unacceptable. Still, the Chairs forgave her, much to the disappointment of the general public (Floor).

The Delegate of Japan was getting so out of hand that Nik Shazarina decided to totally ignore him (with the prompting of the Deputy Secretary General) so as to allow others (like the Ambassador of the Russian Federation and the Delegate of the World Nuclear Association) a fair and equal (and overrated...) chance to give their five cents worth. I mean literally, as most of their speeches contained nothing close to the actual facts and was dreadfully embellished with professions of a loving and fillial son and the supporting of a 1964 James Bond movie starring Sean Connery (From Russia, With Love).

Still, all was not lost, as the delegation from France made quite good speakers (thus the certificates) and Shaun Kua shone as the Delegate of The United States of America. First timers like Achmed as the Delegate of Oman and Erick as the Delegate of Sudan made sizeable impacts.

Never fret, for the delegation of Singapore are there to save the day!!!
As usual, the delegate/deputy secretary general was the feisty one (no dirty thoughts please..) as he was stirring up comflict with the Delegate of the United Kingdom in the debating of a resolution.

Nevertheless, successful conferences are not without help from the Admin Staff (headed by Timothy Quek) and the Chairs of GA1 and GA2.

Lek Ken Vin deserves some respect for attempting to organise the conference.

The highlight (quite aptly put) was the celebration of Kong Lee Lian's birthday after the Plenary Session, as many people had sang birthday songs (tunelessly) and wolf whistled. No comments there.

And so, thus ends one of the biggest events I have had at Taylor's.

Long Live MUN!!!

Only an ocean away

So far during the holidays, have I done anything fruitful or anything remotely useful for my future endeavours in this conflict riddled world? Well, except splurge a lot of money on some Haagen Dasze (how do you spell it?) and Dome during my not-so-recent outing, no.

The outing on Thursday with KV and friends was quite crazy. Watched 2 movies, imagine. I know its no big deal to you movie buffs out there, but it is one helluva big deal for me. Of course, that kind of stupid behaviour (watching 2 movies in a row) has some serious repercussions.

1. Popcorn (medium) eaten during the first movie fermented realllllllyyyy badly. As result, my semi-frozen-and-frostbitten-fingers were ridiculously sticky with caramel (not that there was much to begin with anyway, they were stingy on the caramel..) were disgusting. The caramel was stuck in clumps and were not evenly distributed. Which made the popcorn ridiculously disgusting to eat. Rubbish, and they say do not bring outside food, it's as if their food is any better either.

2. Red eyes accumulated from yesterday's late night was worsened. I looked like I had conjunctivitis and sounded to some people like I was cranky and mean. No comment.

Out of the whole outing, I derived some life lessons.
When you have a half shut eye due to some inconvenience (like banging your eye against a door corner in the middle of the night), try not to piss off other people. Or they will do their very best (even if it kills them) to permanently shut that particular eye and perhaps graduate and shut the other one too.

Quick comebacks never hurt anyone, you say. Hurt comes quicker than a comeback, I'll say. The phrase "knock yourself out" redefined, literally.

Just so you know...

We still need people who are interested to join our TAYMUN-SG 2008 Conference. Suddenly, we don't seem to care whether they all come either from Taylor's and Sri Garden. Just keep coming people.

Just kidding. Although we do welcome veterans who were from SG, I prefer Taylorians. Helas, I don't have many tailors visiting this blog.

Upcoming workshops in Taylor's will be:

22 April 2008 (Tuesday)
4.00-5.00 PM
LT2
Topics: On opening speeches and lobbying.

24 April 2008 (Thursday)
4.00-5.00 PM
LT2
Topic: Resolution Writing.


Ken Vin will be handling the one on 22nd April whereas I will be handling the 24th April.

So gals, if you ladies are fans of either of us, please come. Guys, please accompany your gals if you do not wish them to be stolen by the both of us.

Gear up people!

Poster, Click to Enlarge

Serious Shit

Apparently, Chairman Mao took my Ad-For-Rent title previously very seriously...so here it is:

Taylor's University College Model United Nations
and
Sri Garden's Model United Nations

1st Annual Bilateral Conference

In a very desperate bid to promote our club's first particular major event,
I, yes, the very desperate blog owner is promoting (/ begging)
all of you out there to join.

YES, You!

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The event takes place from the 25th to 27th April 2008 at Taylor's University College main campus.
The fee is RM 10 per delegate.
Choose an available country. The best is to find a partner and together, be delegates for that country.
Choose General Assembly 1 or 3.
What do I mean with General Assembly 1 or 3? Simple, they both have different topics to be debated on:
GA1
• Combating defamation of religion
• The question of the role of diamonds in fueling conflict
• The role of illegal drug-trafficking in order to finance terrorist organisation
• Situation of nuclear security in Iran
GA3
• Measures to prevent the dissemination of racist and xenophobic materials
• Gay rights
• The protection of from enforced or involuntary disappearances
• The sale of body organs by the poor, esp. women due to economic desperation

Next step: One of you must choose to be the ambassador for that country. No difference, the ambassador just has to have another extra job of making the opening speech of that country.

Interested, come to our workshops to prep up yourself.

(Friday) 4th April 2008 (3.30 - 5.00 p.m.) LT 5
(Tuesday) 22th April 2008 (4.00 - 5.00 p.m.) LT 5
(Thursday) 24th April 2008 (4.00 - 5.00 p.m.) LT 2

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Copied from Taylor's Model United Nations official blog:

Till now, Taylor's University College students has managed to fill 30 of the alloted 84 delegate seats.
and Sekolah Sri Garden has managed to fill 24 of the alloted 62.

STILL A LONG WAY TO GO. ANYONE INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT US!.

Lek Ken Vin - 0132089988
John Khoo - 0123768107
Lim Wei Zhen- 0122180290

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For more information regarding the conference, visit http://taymun.blogspot.com



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(I am not the very desperate blog owner..)

Ad-Space For RENT!!

Basically, TAYMUN has been eating up so much of my life, I am definitely going to miss it when I leave.
On the other hand (my left), Nilai has got some decent sports facilities and it even has a gym. Wow.

Okok, better stop ranting (I have not even started) about Nilai, or people will start thinking that I am not going to miss my friends at Taylor's.

One of my classmates said, "I heard you are going to change college. So, you wasted 9k right?"

Well, the experience of meeting new people is really terrific and from Taylor's, I get to actually appreciate and acquire new skills. I usually have stomach 'aches' and start sweating before any presentation. I used to think it's a curse, but now I just embrace it as a sign of my prepared-ness before doing any big thing like chairing a meeting and making a presentation. Which reminds me, I have to talk on resolution writing (MUN again..) on the 24th of April.

The turnout for our conference registration and workshop was not that great, but I do appreciate Mr. Hanna's help in helping us get the ICPU students' support for the event. Like I said, CAL students are almost all nerds, except a few select ones. ICPU consists of more vocal students. Don't worry PM4, you guys are definitely not the nerdiest...haha!

I would also like to thank Wei Zhen for taking over the navigation of SS TAYMUN from me, all the best in your new position as Vice President of TAYMUN and do tolerate our dear chairman's demanding and somewhat subversive attitude. It can be quite irritating but loveable at the same time, so you do not know whether to slap him or hug him (or whatever girls do to cute jerks).

And oh shinola, I forgot to buy some Physics past year papers to be completed during the holidays. I would have to go back to Taylor's and buy those blasted pieces of paper. Now would I go back during the holidays? Hell, no.

Even the Nights are Better by Air Supply

I, I was the lonely one
Wondering what went wrong
Why love had gone
And left me lonely

I, I was so confused
Feeling like Id just been used
Then you came to me
And my loneliness left me

I use to think I was tied to a heartache
That was the heartbreak
But now that Ive found you

(chorus)
Even the nights are better
Now that were here together
Even the nights are better
Since I found you
Even the days are brighter
When someone you loves beside you
Even the nights are better
Since I found you

You, you knew just what to do
Cause you had been lonely too
And you showed me how
To ease the pain

And you did more
Than mend a broken heart
Cause now youve made a fire start
And i, I can see that you feel
The same way

I used to think I was tied to a heartache
That was the heartbreak
But now that Ive found you
(repeat chorus)

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Terrific song, ask me to share if you have my msn or p2p it yourself.
It ranked quite high on Lite FM's Countdown today. Most of Air Supply's songs ranked quite high on the 500 Songs Countdown today. Your loss if you don't like oldies.

WARNING!!

I am like: What the hell??!

What the??

I was browsing through the comments on my blog and I found this:

Tara said...
hey its tara, here is the website i was talking about where i made the extra summer cash.......... the website is here

http://www.paidsurveysetc.com/half-price-coupon/index.php?hop=higginb3

Just check out the site yourself to see what kinda bollocks they put there. Make money from home? Easy convenience? Nobody ever made easy money save from crime if they never worked hard. Shove it.

I don't even know how this advertising person got hold of this address.

???

By the power vested in me....

This week has been a series of rude and pleasant awakenings. (And no, this does not fall under personal life, Chings)

Discovered that JPA aka PSD will not grant scholarships unto those who have not reached the minimum 2A mark for "Pendidikan Moral". Bollocks. Do I appear to have more morality even after finishing 2 bleeding years of 'moral education'?? All right, so it's my fault for not memorising the 'nilai-nilai murni' (virtues of humankind) or the 'kata-kata kunci' (keywords in the phrases of the virtues of humankind). So sorry...

Aiks, I am starting to fall asleep during my lessons. What the??!! So I have to slap myself awake. It probably is the effect of staying up late to do some MUN proposal that would not even be approved in the following 2 weeks to follow.

Someone: Yeah. And chatting online until laaatttee into the night had nothing to do with your sleepiness. Riiiighttt.

It was MUN related of course. I think?

Well, I am starting to really like these nerdy PM students. Especially PM4. Whole bunch of bio-quoting asses, but really fun. I smell potential. (This is not to 'bodek' you guys, you are still flawed foolish mortals!) Really nice to work with.

And yeah, I could be the combination of Stalin and Hitler, just because Ken Vin is Chairman Mao. Minus the bigotry, principles of Aryanism and stupid mistakes.

Oh yeah, McFlurryTM does taste good on a hot day. Sugar loaded and full of OreoTMs. (protect their trademarks)

some dance

Pretty cool song Hui Ning.
But I was not dancing when I heard it, I was sitting my ass on a cushion with my elbows on my knees while leeching from my neighbour.

Hold the line!

The oncoming incesant barrage of Pure Maths upon my psyche has almost taken its toll. Almost. Nobody gives up that easily.

These club proposals are getting longer and longer. The longer they are, the more impressed Malaysians are, according to Chairman Mao/Ken Vin. So when I handed in the proposal to Miss Shirley, the first sentence she uttered was, "WAH! So long wan ah?" Either the fact was stated in a state of total awe and respect for us MUNers or it was supposed to be followed by "How the hell am I supposed to read it ha??? Think I very free isit????!!!!!" Of course, she was used to dealing with clowns and she professionally accepted the proposal. The latter response was outta the question. (it could have ran through her mind though..)

Perlis is in a state of almost chaos. Who's the new Chief Minister? All due respect, at least leave your sultans with some "kedaulatan" lah Pak Lah. Where's that ketuanan Melayu? Why did you undermind him? Or were you just plain lazy to read the state constitution??(too old?)

Hmm, well, on Monday I did something very last minute. And impromptu. I knelt down and confessed love to a girl. Yeah, you wish. Anyways, I did a presentation, from a layman's point of view (still quite technical) about the procedures and proceedings of a typical MUN conference.

Reasons for off-the-cuff performance:
1. Chairman Lek decided he wanted me to speak more often during meetings.
2. I felt I needed to speak more during meetings.

Aah....the people in the back rows keep nodding off. Admittedly, I would too if I was attending something boring. But unfortunately, MUN is NOT boring! Golddarn it. Probably do some Q and A after each segment of the presentation.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! Hold the line!

If I just lie here

I mean, I am sitting here.

Tag writing:

Part 1: On the outside (nice on the outside, plain rotten and worm-ridden on the inside)

Not a very wise idea to divulge personal information. The other day, my mom was telling me that when you own a weblog, you have to control the amount of information which spews forth from the pages. Say for example:

Mr. A has had quite an exciting childhood. In fact, quite a racy adolescent-hood. So racy, he went skinny dipping with his gal friend one ass-warming, sun-shining, tan-inducing afternoon. Naturally, they took pictures. And Mr. A, posted them on his weblog. 20 years later, word of his "adventures" leak out. After all, just Google someone and ta-da! So does he get to be Company CEO? No, he gets fired. Still looking good Mr. A??

Nevertheless:

Current status: Singular
Eye Colour: I like to think of it as honey-coloured. Just to beat the Europeans at their emerald and deep-sea eyes. In reality when the sun does not shine on it, it's black. Dream on babe.
Hair colour: I am Asian. And I have never dyed my hair. Neither do I descend from Marco Polo. Go figure.
Righty or Lefty: I use my right hand to write, if that's what this statement is asking.
Zodiac sign: Don't care.

Part 2: On the Inside

Your Heritage: I am 1/5 German, 1/5 French, 1/5 Russian, 1/5 Chinese and 1/5 fully Malaysian blue blood.
Your Fear: Finding worms in my favourite chocolate.
Your Weakness: Pleading girls begging for a favour...is just one of them.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts first waking up: What a great day!! I feel ready to take on the world!! (yeah right...)
Your bedtime: 11.30-12.00pm. Thanks to Ken Vin...
Your most missed memory: Going overseas.


Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke: Perfect substitutes, in plain Economics terminology. I don't care in plain English.
McD's or Burger King: They both make you fat. What the hell.
Single or Group Dates: When I have someone, I want her all to my selfish self.
Adidas or Nike: Nike sounds more global.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I rarely drink tea, let alone Malaysian tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Give me my aphrodisiac now!" screams Caesar before a round of steamy intercourse with his billion concubines.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks is expensive. So I rarely drink coffee.

Part 5: Do You . . .

Smoke: I smoke all kinds of cigarettes. There's Gudang Garam, Marlboro, N20, and CO. Fucking smokers and open burners.
Curse: Refer to previous answer.
Drink : I can walk in straight lines after a bout of guzzling. Not that I guzzle much anyway.

Part 6: In the Past Month

Drank alcohol: During my cousin bro's farewell "to Australia" party.
To the mall: To watch a movie with some of PM4's prestigious students.
Been on stage: This afternoon and last week's afternoon. MUN. Duh!!
Eaten sushi: No.
Dyed your hair: Like I said, I have a natural hair colouring.

Part 7: Have You Ever?

Played a stripping game: Only guys with 'hot bods' get the attention. But I do strip for myself everytime I shower if that's what this question is about.
Changed who you were to fit in: I am unique.

Part 8: Age

You're hoping to be married: Dunno.

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl

Best eye colour: With contact lenses nowadays, I don't know what to expect.
Hair colour: There's dyes around all over. Hell, I could have a redhead Asian girlfriend for all I know.
Short or long hair: Don't matter. It grows right?

Part 10: What Were You Doing?

1 minute ago: Taking out the trash.
1 hour ago: Eating my dinner.
1 month ago: Worrying about the club.
1 year ago: Being an asshole.

Part 11: Finish The Sentences

I love: eating chocolates.
I feel: in the mood for more classical music.
I miss: my sister.
I need: God of War: Chains of Olympus for PSP.

Looks like I have finished the tag. Monumental achievement!

Mend thy wayward ways, foolish mortal!

Yeah! On the 29th of February 2008(2007??), I have chaired the very first meeting in my life. Turns out to be a MUN Annual General Meeting 2007. No, 2008. (I am starting to feel like Bush or Badawi, making stupid bloopers) I was shaking my ass off with nervousness two hours before the meeting in the library and racking my brains how to impress the impressionable crowd.

Someone 1: You mean you was scaling the steps to the Silent Zones in the TUCSJ library to finish some Math homework.

What was I saying? Aha, met this couple of African girls by the steps outside the lecture theater. They were sitting down there. "Probably joining the meeting??", I thought to meself. Then they started talking about some underwear and other (s)explicit stuff which I did not care to hear, but they heard me snicker anyway.

Someone 2: Mend thy wayward, perverted ways, you epitome of a joke.

So anyway,like I was saying...(at this point, he ain't typing anything special)

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So I was being snickered at for getting my year wrong. Oh bugger, it wasn't as if I was nervous,was I??

Wei Zhen did a great 1st timer's job of introducing the the major committees (finally got the spelling right) of the UN and it was quite interactive. IMHO.

President Lek (Chairman Mao) was not present as he was taking part in a Science competition (giving a talk on communism and loving the people) so he left MacBook Pro under my harshly tender ministrations (hammering away at the keyboard).

Left after the meeting to Sunway to catch a movie (and grab some unplanned bites) with the rest of the PM4 students. It was all nerd talk from then on. (just joking guys...)

Realisation: try not to go shopping with girls you do not really know.
Reason: you will not be able to see any reason

Out of no where: there comes that ominous squeal of seeing something interesting in some shop called Diva London and the relaxed runnings to the shop (yes, girls are capable of keeping their composure while running...). Luckily Esther was not participating in the Free for All, or was she?

Movie was very family-ish and it jerked a lot of tears from Wei Zhen's eyes (or so she claimed...heh) and it showed the rest of the world what a mean asshole I am as I laughed at the part where the dog died...movie's called Martian Child by the way.

Owe KV 11 bucks. Sue Wei's bf came over to Pizza Hut because he had nothing else better to do. A perfectly fine reason.

Finished Call of Duty 4. Heartbreaking end. Even I was rooting for Gaz the occasional asshole. Jackson didn't have to die so fast now, did he?

Tonight's postings consist of rather random fragments of my experience yesterday. Attempt to derive whatever you are trying to derive out of reading this blog.

Will do the Tag at a later date...say, tomorrow when I am more sober?

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't

"I have finally took public transport! I mean, the LRT or PUTRA or KTM. They are all different entities and only until recently have I found it out. Oh, how shallow is mine knowledge in these matters. It is enough to embarrass a stupid cow. But yeah, I have conquered my mountain, just like Muhammad, I have approached it. As the saying goes, "If mountain cannot come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to mountain." Simple. Yeah. Public transport is a piece of cake. ", says John.

Who the hell is he kidding? He who spend nearly 2 hours running around like a headless (and perspiring) chicken looking for ticket counters and right platforms so that he don't end up in Sri Petaling when taking the Ampang line. Oh, for the love of God.

Thank God Leelian was there to guide him to the Kelana Jaya station counter. Then again, that was her stop. No problem, guiding a public transport "virgin" for his tutorial hem?

So, how was the rest of my week before the euphoric episode of sitting on the train/LRT/PUTERI/KTM?

A little joke from Lloyd Lim, a dude from my class.

He has this teacher in his school in JB who taught him a subject I cannot remember, but what I do know is that she was very strict with her students. She's Indian and she's fat. (No rascism is intended in this joke) So, there are certain times when she goes patrolling throughout the school corridors (I'm not too sure about this part, but I do know she walks around) and she will cast her eagle eye around her to pick out any students worth dishing out punishment to. So, Lloyd's pals nicknamed her "Black Hawk Down". Haha.
I metaphorically cracked at this point like a Ming vase being dropped from the second floor of a penthouse belonging to a rare antique collector.

Pure Mathematics is turning out to be quite a big problem. As my lecturer Miss Chia said, students do experience burnout. So, I should actually use my Friday to relax and weekend to finish up my work.

Aiyaiyai, the MUN club meeting for the over 100 students will be held next week, 29 February 2008 from 3 to 4 pm. And I have not prepared the important materials to be presented on that day. Better use my time wisely.

Ken Vin's birthday celebration will be held on the 24th February when in actual fact it's 26 February (I got it right, right KV?). And he's inviting all the chicks there. I cannot miss this opportunity.

11 more days to the release of God of War: Chains of Olympus in the US. Not that I can buy it anyway.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!

Okok, I have been looking for a PSP game that can really put my console to the test instead of not using it and leaving a voraciously docile monster of a PSP in its cage. So I have decided to want to get God Of War: Chains of Olympus for myself. Whether I can afford the tag is another matter. Check out this vid.



I really wish to get a button mashing game because I feel the buttons are getting sticky from lack of use.

Cute movie!!! But quite stupid plot...

Went to the movies today! Wohoo. With sis and Wei and Keshinn and Deepaa and Josh. Watched CJ7 (do not ask what the title means, it has a stupidly long explanation...) which was pretty cute. The alien I mean, not the child who was sexually confused about who (s)he was. Want a cute movie to laugh about and make the children smile? Watch this movie. Without cynical and sarcastic people of course, they'll spoil the atmosphere. Just slap duct tape on their pieholes and enjoy the movie. Oh, I tear-ed once...on quite a stupid part. How sensitive!

What I have written, I have written.

I like these few Latin sayings I am lifting out from a website.

"Quod scripsi, scripsi." (What I have written, I have written--Pilate. And he probably did speak in Latin.)

"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered. (Caesar))

"Exegi monumentum aere perennius." (I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze. (Horace))

"Carpe Diem!" (Seize the day (Horace))

(at this juncture, I am starting to wish I can read and speak Latin...)

"Veritas Lux Mea" (The truth enlightens me / The truth is my light (Motto of Seoul National University in South Korea)) --originally intended to be the motto of the Taylor's MUN club but KV disagreed and said that people cannot read Latin. I couldn't agree more.

Homines libenter quod volunt credunt. Men freely believe what they want to. (used by Julius Caesar)

"non omnia possumus omnes" (We all cannot do everything. (As Virgil explains in the Aeneid, no one has expertise in all fields.) )

"nemo me impune laccessit" (no one harms me unpunished (the motto of Scotland for roughly a thousand years or so))

"Meum pactum dictum" (My word is my bond)

"Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam." (to the greater glory of God - motto of the Society of Jesus)

"De omnibus dubitandum" (Everything should be questioned - Karl Marx) --including the theories you expound....

feels like tonight

Suddenly, all the boxes in the cold storage of my microprocessor start jostling and juggling around. Something is waiting to burst open. Wonder what it is..

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Aha. Well, As the public should know, Taylor's University College Subang Jaya (or TUCSJ for you seniors) finally has a MUN club! Hah. With a very radical person in charge. Godbrother and Good Friend Lek Ken Vin. Oh MY God. And I am VP. Guess what was the first thing he told me when he first suggested the proposal of the club to the ECA centre and I 'hah'ed at him.

"John..........................................................be a leader for once...."

What the frigging shit. Thanks a lot.

Nevertheless, Taylor's has over a hundred members now, thanks to all the members of the EXCO.

We are going to have "helluva" lot of fun! Wohoooo!!!!
No stopping us now, including the bureaucracy at the ECA Centre. *Evil lol.


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Oh ya, my sis is coming back tomorrow from some ridiculous people's idea of a camp. Hah. No need to cook by myself 'adi'!!

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I have some downloaded movies for her to watch! Hah, she's going to be soooo pleased. There's Miami Vice (my personal favourite, lotsa action!) and a session of Russell Peters (big time dirty and racist joker). Bwahahaha.

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I've been tagged!!! Arrgh!

There are some rules that I have to follow if I were to do this tag but frankly shouting, I do not give a bloody damn about rules. The running of the MUN club of Taylor's taught me that. Proceed throwing all caution to the wind.

Questions:

1. What is your dream when you were a small kid?
To be a garbage collector. Ok, that was just a joke. I had plenty of dreams. Being a pilot. An officer in the army. A priest. But I chose to take the road less traveled. And it has made all the difference in the world. (haha, would you believe he's following what Robert Frost said? Crap.)

2. What is the happiest thing in your whole life?
What kind of a question is that? I am only 17! How would I know what made me the happiest in my whole life? I have not even lived yet.

3. What do you wish to have right now?
A job which pays 100, 000 Euros a month, tax free.

4. When is the last time you horse laughed?
I am a human. I mean, I know that we descend from apes (according to the theories expounded by Charles "Unbeliever" Darwin)so how can I laugh like a horse? I laugh as heartily as my human capabilities allow me to which does not make me sound like a horse.

5. What did you realize recently?
That I tend to ramble when I am sick. Which is what I am doing now.

6. Which bad habit in you that is the most unacceptable?
Farting in public? I mean in public toilets..heh. No, my worst habit is swearing ever so liberally and adding expletives to every noun I can get this microprocessor(we call a brain) on.

7. When you are unhappy, what will you do?
Throw a tantrum and throw everything breakable and unbreakable everywhere. No, that was what I did when I was a kid. Now, I just swear.

8. What are you afraid of losing?
My soul to the devil.

9. Within 5 years, which target is the most realistic one?
Going to Germany to major in Mechanical Engineering.

10. List out 3 kind(s) of people you hate the most.
(1)Lackeys
(2)Cheating husbands/wives
(3)Fake people

11. Define loneliness?
An absence of someone which makes the heart fonder?

13. Are you satisfied with your life now?
Quite. (nothing witty to say..)

14. When is the most recent time you felt touched?
When I called someone and she said that she was "so totally flattered" that I called her and she did not see it coming.

15. Where is the most beautiful place that you've visited?
Malaysia. Hah. I have been overseas twice. One was to Chandigarh and the other was to Houston. I must say I prefer US to foul smelling India.

16. If you have a wish to come true, what is it?
To be able to buy a Porsche 911 Turbo and still afford the road tax and drive it on the Autobahn.

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Got bored of the questions....

Doped like a fish

I'm up to my gills in coke partied down with drugs.

Just kidding. I nearly finished a 1.5 l bottle of Coke which was watered down with salt. Taking my antibiotics too.

Yours untruly (and insincerely) was sick for almost 1 week. Possibly got a virus from Grace or Kelvin. After all, in college, people are always in close proximity with each other (not the "close proximity" as in khalwat u ass) and it is of a high possibility that people get infected from each other's germs.

I am starting to ramble already...