a serious case of athleticism

I cannot believe this. I am finally regarded as an athlete. By myself that is. In my opinion, an athlete/sportsperson has to undergo many hardships, including but not limited to:

1. broken bones
2. sprains
3. loss of friendships when playing a friendly match

I have finally suffered quite a severe case of number 2.

My foot was like some potato that had just been dug out of the ground. My toes were protrusions of growing tuber.

Thankfully I did not cry. I've had worse, so this shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Chinese New Year will be spent moping around the house playing Left for Dead 2.